The Froth

From Russia with love

15. February 2007

A bloody mary to salute Svetlana I got this email from my new best friend. I don’t know her yet, but we’ll be like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, THAT close. "Lets start new relations! I am svetlana. I am from Saint-Petersburg, Russia. I am young cheerful creative lady who wants to make happy not only [...]

Spam (stands for Sending Phenomenal Amounts of Money)

17. October 2006

23 Comments

Here’s another spam I got today. I thought I’d share my good fortune with you: Dear reader, Can a dieing man trust you with a huge sum of money for his last wish? If yes reply me urgently on shadaksherif2@spray.se to get more details. Regards, Shadak Dear Shadak, I am sorry [...]

Six single rooms, presto

28. September 2006

31 Comments

I had to post this. It arrived today in my hotmail account. Yes, it was originally written in caps. By the way, I was thinking, people who use your computer and leave the caps lock key on, are similar to the people who leave the toilet seat up. DEAR SIR/MADAM, WE HAVE 6 [...]

The unscholarly spammer

9. August 2006

37 Comments

Two changes in this blog: I have 45 songs to fit in that CD so I am going to start burning tonight. Therefore what is done is done. Second, while I was sleeping, someone sent me 22 spam comments. Now you know I have issues with sleep being an overestimated bore and a [...]