A bloody mary to salute Svetlana
I got this email from my new best friend. I don’t know her yet, but we’ll be like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, THAT close. "Lets start new relations! I am svetlana. I am from Saint-Petersburg, Russia. I am young cheerful creative lady who wants to make happy not only myself but all people who are around me - my friends and my family. Will you join my circle? I will be waiting for you reply to: svetlana@bestladies4u.com" And do you see her domain name? "Best ladies for you". For me! Are you green with envy? She wants to make me happy she says, and she is creative. Which means, she will eventually find a way. If you are reading this Svetlana, warm lady in the chilly Russian vastness, Spasibo.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I’m thinking her kind of “relations” aren’t the kind you want. But hey, I could be wrong. ;P
February 15th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
you are a cynic Eric. You don’t even believe in Valentine’s day.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
I don’t understand. Svetlana said she would be my best lady. Me thinks this Svetlana is less than a true lady.
February 15th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
You do get all the good friends don’t you???
February 15th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
I think I’ve gotten an email from Svetlana as well, or my Svetlana said she’s a doctor and is “looking for good American husband who not lie or beat her.”
February 15th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Oooh. Well, I’m holding out for this:
http://www.dateahotscot.com
If I play and win, I get to take a friend. You’ll have to leave Svetlana behind, but I’ll resort to bribery
I am very disappointed to see that you don’t actually GET a hotscot if you win
February 16th, 2007 at 4:41 am
I’m sick with envy!
February 16th, 2007 at 6:53 am
Cheers darling one.
Embrace your bliss.
Love you
Jeanne
February 16th, 2007 at 8:00 am
wait! i thought i was your long distance new best friend…..?? this svetlana better back off!!
February 16th, 2007 at 8:35 am
:)! xo (To both of you)
February 16th, 2007 at 10:47 am
she sounds nice enough. i think you should join her circle. ha!
February 16th, 2007 at 11:40 am
oh lol, why don’t I get funny spam like that?
I could do with a Svetlana or two and their creativity
February 16th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Cupid’s arrow certainly missed its target! I get pop-ups of women with babelicious boobs who apparently live in my home town and are eager to meet me.
February 16th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
I’m thinking the same thing Eric is. But you know, she could just be a person looking for friendship. I want to go that route, to think the latter, but maybe I’ve become jaded by people seeking to really make someone else happy (when in reality, they are seeking to find happiness for themselves).
February 16th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
She sounds like a nice young lady. I wonder if she has any pets?
February 18th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Oh, you are too funny, Chloe. Thanks for the laugh.
February 26th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Well, hello to everyone, specially to you, Chloe.
Let me tell you I’m from Argentina adn recently I’ve received a similar mail form a girl named “Dina”.
I tracked this account to a url http://www.bestladies4u.com, and looking for “Dina” I found three Svetlana. Their IDs are 19401, 19397 and 17499.
Although I strongly think it’s spam, it worths the shoot hahaha, obviusly more for men than for women.
June 30th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
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