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How to live my wild, rock n’roll life

Mon, Oct 30, 2006

My Malevolent Disposition

In the same day you must: Make orange marmalade. Have the cistern/flusher, whatever, changed. Lose necessary piece of equipment and live precariously without a cistern/ flusher, whatever, for a few hours. Listen to Michael Nyman play the piano all day. Franticly move the laundry inside (twice) due to the heavy rain. Study history with your son to prepare for next day’s exam. Make carrot soup. Buy your son 3 pairs of socks for 10.00 Euros at the supermarket. Check for elasticity and a tight knit. Spread the fun at the bus stop where you are soaking wet, carrying shopping bags and shouting abuse to taxi drivers who don’t take you home.

 

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30 Comments For This Post

  1. zona boy Says:

    FIRST. I WIN I WIN!!!!

  2. zona boy Says:

    Speaking of Nyman though, I’m reminded of The Piano. Sucky movie but a wonderful theme song.

  3. Heidi Says:

    Wow that’s alot for living the Rock and Roll life!..Btw Happy Halloween..< not sure if u celebrate in Greece>

  4. Greg Mills Says:

    You and I should go on tour, Chloe. Your act sounds a lot like mine.

  5. wcdixon Says:

    You are too wild and crazy for me…I had to lie down. But it is nice.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    It still sounds like a great day: Rain, music, family time and more rain…..
    Happy halloween!

  7. Cathy Says:

    I prescribe a day in the tub for you tomorrow; all day, emersed in chocolate suds (you know what I mean). Until Stephanie comes, that is. And when I come, I want no fuss. I will simply show up in a basket on your doorstep, unannounced. Kay?

    Good luck on your test, dear boy!

  8. Gary Says:

    Lovely photo and a full, energized day. I’m tired imagining it!

  9. Stephanie Says:

    Don’t forget the hotel room trashing that happened between the soup and the history test. :)

  10. Anonymous Says:

    That sounds like a diverting rock ‘n roll day :) better than sitting in the office all day long *bit of a yawn* ;)

  11. Scholiast Says:

    oooh, bad to the bone…

    I’m living on the edge too. Talking (English, at least) on msn and translating ;)

  12. Amit Says:

    oh a real rok n roll…

  13. Devil Mood Says:

    Ahh, didn’t I tell you before? You do too much! And you certainly rock…and you roll too…there’s a lot of physical activity there :)
    Could 10 euros be considered cheap for 3 pairs of socks? I’m checking my supermarket online and you can buy 3 pairs for 3,99 ;) Probably not very elastic though…hmmm

  14. gina Says:

    OHHH living on the edge!!

    3 pair of socks isnt a good deal on socks, is it? LOL

  15. stephanie Says:

    Oh - I hate bus stops in the rain. 5 go by in the other direction while you wait for just one to pick up the 200 people who have been waiting in the rain for an hour.

    See you soon!

  16. Walter Says:

    That rock star life is going to be the end of you. I suggest you learn to slow down a little and hang with us mere mortals. :P

  17. sophie Says:

    Now that is the most perfect day -
    I rarely get a chance to shout
    abuse at taxi drivers -
    i’m coming to visit just for that.

    And dashing around in the rain?

    Potential for romance:)
    (just like a Bollywood movie)

  18. Chloe Says:

    zona
    a big kiss to the winner. Piano didn’t suck! i just had a hard time with Harvey Keitel as a sex object.

    heidi
    we don’t but i do! happy halloween to you!

    greg
    maybe we can have a duet together. i could threaten taxi drivers with my umbrella while you swear at them.

    wcdixon
    what can i say, i was born to be wild.

    cisco
    yep, that’s the bright side.
    but there was a big GRRRRRR side.

    Cathy
    no i have to come and meet you at the airport!
    well, the next day is today and i had more of the same.
    xx

    gary
    you are so zen to think of this day as energizing!

    stephanie
    oh yes and the groupies in my room after i bought the socks.

    ardent
    doesn’t that office have a computer?
    i mean why yawn when you have a computer? :)

    scholiast
    you have to take it easy too. so much adrenaline.

    amit
    i’ve had the best teachers: my parents -very wild- and my friends.

    devil
    i don’t know! they were in the offers/sales area. You are so right! i was ripped off.

    gina
    i love the new profile picture.
    Let’s hope these socks are going to last till he is married Gina. :)
    xx

    stephanie
    why am i always waiting at the wrong side of the road?

    walter
    i can’t Wally, the fans won’t let me. This is the kind of thing they expect you know. And how am i going to feed the gossip columns if i don’t make soup and call the plumber?

    sophie
    i’ll teach you greek swear words, so this trip won’t go to waste!

  19. Adrianne Says:

    I am very much in love with your writing!

  20. sirbarrett Says:

    You’re so much fun it’s disgusting. The best Micheal Nyman soundtrack movie is Ravenous.

    Hey! My parents are going to Greece next week! I told them to wave at you.

  21. holy chaos Says:

    love the pic, chloe!

  22. Anonymous Says:

    I love the rock and roll lifestyle, and your post is the proof of this. Way to go, socks with good elastic, and the other small pleasures of the well-thought out life.

  23. Ben Heller Says:

    Hardly enough time in the day to even take a leak, hence the wet floor.

    Sorry bad joke, I know you’re in complete control.

  24. Jack P Toerson Says:

    Any rock and roll lifestyle that doesn’t involve courses of antibiotics and cold turkey are fine by me. I’ve often wanted to ask a rock and roll star what hot turkey is but I think they’ll just look at me, all confused.

  25. justacoolcat Says:

    No guitars?

  26. Berlinbound Says:

    And the requisite intoxicating substance was ???

  27. DayByDay4-2Day Says:

    Lucky you, got to play out in the rain all day!!

  28. Eternally Curious Says:

    Grin…I love orange marmalade!

  29. JE (stephanie's friend) Says:

    you just described my life,too.

    Only buys sneakers, not socks.
    Get reminded from other son that he needs sneakers, too.
    Run after bus who blew past the bus stop.
    Get everyone fed and ready for bed so you can get to the club before band (that hasn’t played in months) starts.

  30. Pille Says:

    I finished your orange marmalade just before leaving Scotland - it was delicious! Thank you again for the lovely present!

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