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Sun, Oct 29, 2006

My Malevolent Disposition

 

I have been tidying up the computer because Stephanie is coming and I don’t want it to be a mess. Especially the music folders. At some point I should do the same about the house but for some reason I thought the computer was more important. Anyway, the reason I am bringing this up is because I found I have a folder named Nicole. That’s where I put all the Nicole Kidman photos I find. It’s about 1G (I have other DVDs from previous years named Nicole 1, Nicole 2, etc). Why am I such a sad individual? I am not a teenager, I am not a stalker (although Okkervil River would disagree but that’s a story for another post), yet I have this incomprehensible urge to collect every single Nicole Kidman picture I find. Why do I do this? I don’t search for news about her and I only know what everybody knows about her. For example, that she is very tall and used to be married to Tom Cruise and now is married to a country music star. What drives my hand to right click on her photos and save them? And why have I been doing this for 5 years? Most importantly, if Nicole Kidman goes on to play in more movies and collect more awards, will I need IBM’s Deep Blue to store all these photos?

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24 Comments For This Post

  1. m Says:

    It is because she is your secret twin sister. You were separated at birth and, one day, you will be reunited. It will be covered live on all the international networks and satellite tv stations. And Nicole will learn of your 1G of photos and you will learn of her 20MB of Chloe photos from past iterations of Froth that she has been storing for so many years without knowing why. And we will all have a tear in our eye as watch you two really connect and know that, truly, you are sisters cut from the same cloth. It will be a beautiful thing.

  2. stephanie Says:

    I like m’s answer!

    The story for another day may yet be a good one!

    PS - My Dad agrees to help my Mum clean house for company, then goes out to clean the garage. “It’s part of the house!” he says. Your computer is, likewise, “part of the house” :)

  3. Anonymous Says:

    That’s a really nice picture of Nicole and I also really like m’s answer :).

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Makes sense to tidy up the computer…after all, what other part of the house is so important? The Nicole photos, I’m not so sure about, but it sounds like at least the photos are tidy! :-)

  5. holy chaos Says:

    my baby’s middle name is nicole. = )

  6. Anonymous Says:

    My Ma is a Nicole-ophile by association, because she is really a Keith Urban fanatic. There was a rumor that the two of them were going to move very close to our old town, and she almost died of desperation.

  7. gina Says:

    here’s from people magazine. she is supportive of her new husband as he enters rehab for drug addiction.

    add that to your files. i like nic too. i stalk rocco dispirito though

  8. Devil Mood Says:

    There is a thing about beauty that can’t be forgotten - we all appreciate it and some of us try to collect it. I have had similar hobbies…it’s just a hobbie, I tell myself, it’s not an obsession ;)

  9. Jack P Toerson Says:

    I would be worried if they were pictures of Tom Cruise ;-). I don’t think there is anything wrong with your collection.

  10. Cathy Says:

    What a coincidence that you blogged about this today. I was just at the bookstore this afternoon and saw a new book out about her. She is beautiful, but you are more beautiful….xoxo
    I can’t wait to hear all about your visit with Stephanie!

  11. Meow Says:

    Cleaning up the computer is far more important than cleaning the house, I feel !!
    That pic of Nicole is wonderful … she is a beautiful woman, nothing wrong with collecting photos of her !!
    Have a great week.
    Take care, Meow

  12. Connie and Rob Says:

    I love Nicole Kidman! She is so beautiful and her pictures are always so inviting. Her smile is very magnetic.

    So I guess she has a spell over you…You are going to be okay.lol

    Hugs,
    Connie

  13. Ruby Says:

    It’s usually my flat that I tidy up when I expect visitors… nobody is allowed to touch my computer, so even if it’s a mess sometimes, I know exactly where to find what…
    I used to collect loads of pictures of Heather Locklear (Melrose Place), I was actually quite proud of my collection. Nowadays I also have a folder called “Robbie”… no, we’re no teenagers, but we’ve got dreams, and these folders bring us to our other world… enjoy it Chloe!

  14. Shari Says:

    I’m going to go ahead and say the answer is yes.

  15. Walter Says:

    I think there’s a storage device out there to hold all your Nicole Kidman images. As to why you keep copies of her images, that’s simple. You’re keeping an eye on the only competition out there. :P

  16. sophie Says:

    I do this tooooooo!!!!!!!!

    With Kate Winslet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. sophie Says:

    …i want that cute top and
    bracelet she’s wearing…

    you know what????

    she looks like you.

  18. Ben Says:

    We’re all talking about you here in England Chloe !

    (LOL)

    Maybe you collect the photos because she’s purrdy like you. (10 points in the Chloe good book for Ben)

  19. Dan Says:

    Chloe, she is ‘bewitching’ you! ;) I actually think she is one of the most beautiful women on the planet right now. Why not save photos of beauty? It makes perfect sense to me.

  20. Sarafina Says:

    You are a student of the art of Nicole Kidman photography and someday you will be a curator in the Nicole Kidman Museum in… Greece??! Nah… xoS

  21. Devil Mood Says:

    Oh I didn’t know your sister had a blog - I went there and thank God there was a strip of comics in Spanish, otherwise it was all a big greek blur to me heheh

  22. Chloe Says:

    m
    erm, actually Nicole is older than i am.

    stephanie
    nooo! the house is part of the computer.

    clare
    :) she is so beautiful

    kimananda
    the computer gets messed up so easily, everybody leaves bits and pieces here and there. thank god for the recycle bin.

    holychaos
    sweet little baby. i saw my tiny nephew the other day and i am captured by his smell.

    erikku
    poor Keith Urban spending his birthday in rehab. what does your Ma say about that?

    gina
    i don’t want to see the day when tom cruise looks good in comparison to keith urban.

    devil
    you are so right. it’s just a collection, like stamps?

    Jack
    i am scared of his big bright grin. he is an alien.

    Cathy
    i’ll try to post about the things we do with Steph when she is here and post some photos of our activities. And of course give her time on the computer too.

    meow
    she is another favourite Australian ;) xx

    Connie
    i agree, it’s not a bad spell, she is a good soul.
    xx

    ruby
    i can understand Robbie but Heather Locklear? Was it the hair? :)

    Shari
    yes yes i am going to need Deep Blue! i’ve got to get rid of the sofa to make room.

    sophie
    i like her too. let’s compare collections.

    walter
    oh noooo! no no no.
    i look nothing like her. she is tall and slim and i am short and erm, not slim.

    sophie
    see above
    x

    ben
    we’ve been talking about you in Greece too. i think i started it.

    dan
    hi Dan! welcome.
    she is one of the most beautiful people. i wish she could stop with the botox on her forehead. sometimes it is so shiny in the pictures i can see myself in it.

    sarafina
    how are you?
    yes, it’s the artistic merit of the photos i am interested in: the clothes :)

    devil
    my sister speaks Spanish, so you can write to her and she’ll answer you.

  23. gina Says:

    you are my biggest cheerleader. i am sitting her sniveling in your generosity-the mail came as i was right in the middle of a pity party for myself :( thank you s.

  24. Christopher Says:

    I do the same with Ryan Adams pics

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