This insomnia problem is seriously harming my intellect. I was staring a bottle of bath foam for more than five minutes reading “750ml blogger pack”. “Great, they are making special bath foams for bloggers now”, I thought. Really, the market is addressing a need: special computer smells for a relaxing bath time. But after a -long- while, “bigger not blogger”, a voice inside me said, the voice of my long lost reason.
Yes, you are my flesh and blood
1. “Mum, how did they give the atomic cloud such a beautiful shape?”
2. “What is an eclipse?” “When something hides for a while” “Can I use the expression the eclipse of my feet when I hide them under the sheets?”
June 29th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Yes, you are my flesh and blood
1. “Mum, how did they give the atomic cloud such a beautiful shape?â€
Why is something so destructive and evil so beautiful?
Please don’t take me the wrong way. I hate Nukes… but I’ve seen some of the clouds and yes, they are beautiful, in their own perverted way.
June 29th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
We are a twisted people who cannot see beauty underneath the skin, but yet see it in destruction… which is why we sepnd so much time finding ways to destroy things, and yes, people.
But I like the way your son thinks… “the eclipse of my feet.” lol
I bet you were very diappointed when you realised bloggers weren’t getting special bath scnets. You should write the company a letter.
June 29th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
mini
they do look beautiful, unless they are over your head.
Crag
“Dear Sirs,
I am truly disappointed at finding dog, cat, baby, blonde, brown, red hair and Britney hair shampoo and the corresponding foam baths, and NOT, being able to find a single one foam bath for bloggers, the people who support the economy by shopping online 24 hours a day.
Disgusted,
Chloe”
June 29th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
I read that “750ml blogger” bit twice and was ready to comment that you had a Freudian slip
June 29th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
I sense marketing opportunity…I’d definitely buy some. Go for a whole range of skin care products, which can ‘protect the skin from harmfull computer rays’.
June 29th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
I suppose I can see that, if I cross my eyes some. ^_^
Clouds in general are pretty, regardless of what makes them.
June 29th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
That has happened to me a few times with the word Blogger..I just shake my head and said ” oyevey I htink I’m blog obsessed..lol “
BTW Happy 1 year BlogAnniversary.
June 29th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
lol Maybe there was something in last night’s dinner, strange and funny things are happening in your place
That happens to me sometimes.
Is that Palmolive? It looks very yummy-smelling
June 29th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
You’ve got a cute kid
June 29th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
Yes, and Chloe is having an eclipse of the intellect
Just joking, of course…your wit is as intact as ever.
I made a Freudian slip the other day when I said that work was blogging along (instead of slogging); slogging because of blogging, perhaps?!
June 30th, 2006 at 12:32 am
Sometimes I walk around all day amusing myself by putting the last syllable - “ger” on everything - it’s addictive, you’ll see… Blogger, Frogger, Logger, Salamiger…. madness….
((happy one year anniversary))
June 30th, 2006 at 6:45 am
I know the feeling of having blogging intrude on your thoughts at other times. Crazy isn’t it? Get some sleep. You need an eclipse of your eyes.
June 30th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
In situations where there is 750ml extra of something it seems very mean of the manufacturers not to round it up to an extra litre. It wouldn’t sound as good if they said 0.75L extra ;-). While 1L extra sounds good. Especially if you convert the L to roman numerals.
June 30th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
(although actually 150, isn’t as good - but that’s marketing for you
June 30th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Its like selective hearing disorder when you could swear you heard something that wasn’t actually said…
July 1st, 2006 at 6:39 am
LMAO
You’ve got it bad Chloe. Blogger bath foam.
Blogging is officially affecting your mind….
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July 1st, 2006 at 8:06 pm
I do this sort of thing all the time. I think I get it from my Mum
July 3rd, 2006 at 8:28 pm
funny!
July 4th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
That makes sense, your eyes did a simple line inversion, substituting the 7 and the 0 from the 750 for the i in bigger. Sevens look like L’s when they’re turned upside down and of course it’s only human to mistake a zero for an O.
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