He prefers briefs
There is this annoying family that lives upstairs. Among other things, they always hang their clothes so loosely that many socks especially, land on my kitchen balcony. Today I heard a horrible noise. Someone was banging the balcony rail with a broom stick. I looked up and there he was, the annoying neighbour, red as a fire truck. On my balcony floor there was his delightful underwear. Underwear as in white cotton briefs (I prefer boxers, you?). He was trying to make it fall in the garden below, so that I wouldn’t see it. I waved it a bit and asked "is this yours?" And he lowered his broom stick and I hung it there and up up up it went, like a seagull.
May 30th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Neighbors - like underwear -
should be changed often.
I love boxers!!!!!!!
May 30th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
After having different neighbors who ride on four-wheelers, jump on trampolines, have wild parties through the night, don’t control their barking dogs, and are generally insane, my view is that good neighbors are no neighbors.
Oh, and one older neighbor walked through our backyard once in nothing but his underwear.
May 30th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Too funny! LOL That will teach him.
Btw..Happy to hear Blondie will be home and a Happy belated to your sis..
May 30th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
lol Don’t start me on my upstairs neighbours…I always wake up in the morning to the lovely sound of the woman’s heels. She’s a witch
May 30th, 2006 at 7:09 pm
The band across the street gets me up Saturday morning with an incessent BOOM BAP BOOM BOOM BAP. Nice kids, so what do you do?
Next time, if the briefs appear clean, decorate them with appliques. Rhinestone elfs, that sort of thing. You might need latex gloves.
May 30th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
Don’t they have some sort of clothespins? Should I send some to you to raise up to the porch above on your broomstick. “Dear Not-So-Dear Neighbor, I would really rather NOT see your underwear again…ever.”
PS - definitely boxers
May 30th, 2006 at 10:41 pm
ewwwww here we call briefs “tighty whities”. whats worse than that you ask? colored skimpies!! GAG. boxer girl for SURE.
that is a funny story though.
May 30th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
i vote for boxers too- but would never like to see my neighbors in them..lol. ewwww…lol
May 30th, 2006 at 11:31 pm
i prefer boxer-briefs myself.
i’m lucky in that i live on the upstairs floor, so any of my stuff falls down to my neighbors below. but i don’t keep anything up on the balcony to fall down, so it doesn’t matter
…yet
May 31st, 2006 at 12:49 am
commando
May 31st, 2006 at 2:52 am
Hahaha, revenge is sweet!
May 31st, 2006 at 3:23 am
LOL! That was hilarious!
Oh, and I prefer boxers, too x
May 31st, 2006 at 4:15 am
maddy
ooo i am going not going to change these neighbours. they give me endless stories. have i told you the one with the jehovah’s witnesses’ parties?
erikku
this underwear thing i can’t explain it Erikku! why do people do that? a.because they have great bodies and want to make us envious? b.because they just bought expensive underwear? c.because they want us out of the neighbourhood?
Ultimately, they do it to keep us away from them. You wouldn’t easily ask for some sugar from the man you previously saw in his coloured skimpies (thank you Gina!).
Heidi
thank you so much.
as for him, it won’t teach him. I have fished numerous clothes of theirs from my balcony and i think he is secretly pleased that i now know how CLEAN his underwear is.
Devil
poor devil. my neighbour’s wife is a witch too. she wears spiky heels to clean the house. so i wake up to the vacuum cleaner and the heels.
Greg
that’s an excellent idea. and i have an old banana brooch i don’t need.
Stephanie
they must have clothespins. anyway i am going to take a picture next time they hang clothes to dry, sometimes they hang sheets and bedspreads. they are ugly! and did i mention their car (Hundai, golden colour)seats covers are leopard print?
Gina
coloured skimpies? i had to look this up in google images and yes ewwwww!
Vani
me neither! it wasn’t a choice hehehe
moondog
that’s a good way to start a conversation with a pretty neighbour moondog. start hanging laundry (with a few clothespins only)and tell me how it went.
zona
now that’s a nice neighbour.
naughty Zona.
Maja
no i am no match for him. On Saturday morning he is going to be washing his car with bouzouki on the radio full blast.
missy
and do you know that scientists agree with us? apparently, briefs can be related to a lower sperm count in men. Boxers are the healthy choice
May 31st, 2006 at 4:34 pm
unfortunately i don’t have any pretty neighbors downstairs from me
my only chance would be to get a nice breeze to blow my laundry a couple buildings over to some pretty girl’s balcony. otherwise there’s only guys downstairs from me