I’m talking.
This is for Steve, my hilarious, honest, caring, kind friend. He thinks I’m not talking to him, but that’s only because he is silly. It’s an old song by Cole Porter.
If you’re ever in a jam, here I am
If you ever need a pal, I’m your gal
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail; I’m your bail
If you ever lose your way, came to May
If you ever make a flop, call for Pop
If you ever take a boat and get lost at sea; Write to me
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire
If you ever lose your teeth and you’re out to dine; Borrow mine
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
lf they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
If they ever put a bullet through your brain; I’ll complain
If you ever lose your mind, I’ll be kind
If you ever lose your shirt, l’Il be hurt
If you’re ever in a mill and get sawed in half; I won’t laugh
If they ever hang you, pard, send a card
If they ever cut your throat, write a note
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you; Invite me too
It’s friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are up the crick
Ours will still be slick.
Cole Porter / Friendship
January 19th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
C’mon Steve! You need to go talk to her!
Good song…
January 19th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
Chloe,
You actually picked a song I know!
Steve…look at that face. She is so sweet. Make up already!
Connie
January 19th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
cute.
January 19th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
what a GREAT song. Cannibal stew. too cool
January 20th, 2006 at 1:59 am
Did you know that Cole Porter’s house became a meth lab?
Look here to see an article. I’ve been to Peru, IN. It sucks, like the rest of the state. But good ole Cole.
January 20th, 2006 at 4:08 am
interesting post
January 20th, 2006 at 7:20 am
Your the sweetest. And you make me laugh.
Sorry I can be an ass/arse/bottom. (delete as appropriate)
January 20th, 2006 at 7:41 am
Wow, they might need some stronger words for the brain and throat lines, but I guess you’ve got to go with what rhymes
Very appropriate song. Glad the two of you are speaking again, because you’re very entertaining.
January 20th, 2006 at 8:06 am
Aww.
Steve can be an ass but as asses go he’s–
I’ll stop there. This isn’t going to sound good however I say it.
January 20th, 2006 at 8:26 am
yeah you made up!!!!
(do the happy happy happy dance)
January 20th, 2006 at 9:50 am
I like to write poems. Mine make less sense though and seem to end up like limericks:
There was a fine lady called chloe
who made my eyes go doughy
she writes a fine blog
and is pretty enough to snog
and Im sure that she likes to be showy
January 20th, 2006 at 10:17 am
oh!that was so sweet :-)…i’m sure he’s going to love you for this now
January 20th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Nice song.
January 20th, 2006 at 11:01 am
okay all, his majesty, the steve, talks. let’s get on with life now, shall we.
Steve: you are not a bottom. you are the top.
esuoh
oh, so soon?
and i’m not showy
January 20th, 2006 at 11:12 am
er.. you make me smile even when it’s snowy?
January 20th, 2006 at 11:24 am
okay nevets, snowy, or blowy
January 20th, 2006 at 11:29 am
What is a “crick?”
January 20th, 2006 at 11:48 am
erikku - i took it to mean like a creek
chloe - im proud of my arse. dont know why
January 20th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Oh thank God the feud is over. But why do the women always have to do all the hard work?
January 20th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
I had fogotten how funny Cole Porter was!
January 20th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
i like batman over superman.
January 20th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
devil mood
such is the fate of women
etchen
funny and sad both at the same time
trey
i like batman too. but this superman was The Steve, not any old superman.
January 21st, 2006 at 5:02 am
You look so sweet in that photo
January 21st, 2006 at 5:02 am
Happy days!
February 4th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
n.missy
that’s because i’m smiling to steve