I completely forgot to have breakfast and then Lina came and brought all the mojitos equipment with her. So I had caipirinhas and mojitos with lunch, except that I didn’t eat any lunch, but I had 3 glasses of wine with one mushroom. So, 5 alcohol units and it is still 5 in the afternoon. Also, I am not a smoker, indeed I am an avid non-smoker, but I had a cigarette too (all these accompanying the one mushroom). And now I am so wasted I can hardly write. But the world needs to know: People, don’t have mojitos before lunch, otherwise you won’t be able to write your blog.
My parents and my in-laws are coming over later on. It will be fantastic not to be able to talk to them, this might improve our relationship a lot. But pouring their drinks on their lap won’t be so fantastic. This is a cheap French comedy, I know. But I so enjoyed the mojitos I don’t really mind. Let’s all have mojitos, caipirinhas and wine before lunch. So, the house is a mess, so, I don’t remember my Christian name, but that’s fine.
God, it took me so long to write this. I hope I won’t be arrested for crimes against syntax and spelling.
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